NOVEMBER    2007

 

 

More Thoughts On Prayer

Some people pray just to pray and some people pray to know God.         Andrew Murray

The Third Petition of the Lord's Prayer is repeated daily by millions who have not the slightest intention of letting anyone's will be done but their own.   Aldous Huxley

When I pray, coincidences happen, and when I don't pray, they don't.    William Temple

Faith in a prayer-hearing God will make a prayer-loving Christian. Andrew Murray

The Church is looking for better methods; God is looking for better men. The Holy Ghost does not flow through methods, but through men. He does not come on machinery, but on men. He does not anoint plans, but men…Men of prayer."                    E. M. Bounds

 

 

 

 

The Three Most Frequent Misuses of Prayer

First of all prayer is not telling God what to do! As the Old Testament prophet Isaiah reminds us in Isaiah 55:8 "For My thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways My ways," declares the Lord. When we tell God what to do in a particular situation we are assuming the role of God knowing all the details and the outcomes.  This is certainly not true.  More often than not Christians have been heard to say, “I’m sure glad God didn’t answer my prayer the way I thought it should be answered at the time. In fact, the way it worked out is better than I could have ever imagined!”

Second of all prayer is not a vending machine where we put in our quarter and get what we want.  The Lord is not at our bidding or call to give us everything we have ever wanted. The Lord does not dispense prayer answers based on what we want.  He answers prayer based on what it best for the kingdom of God.

Thirdly prayer is not trying to strike a bargain with God. We have nothing within us that can persuade God to bargain with us.  Therefore promising to go to church if your child recovers from an illness is not going to work. There is no bargain we can strike that will move God to do our bidding.

Prayer is not merely telling the Lord our needs, He already knows them.  Prayer is learning to listen to the voice of Jesus while we pray. Since most of us don’t know how to really listen to the Lord what should we be doing?

•Clear your mind except for God’s Word.  This means that we need to memorize several or many verses that the Holy Spirit can bring to mind.  We also need to be reading the Word on a daily basis so that we can receive new insights.

•Be still. Settle down internally and externally.

•Let His Word speak to your heart.  Permit the words you have recently read or a scripture verse you have memorized roam around in your heart and mind.

•Keep your heart open. Drop your preconceived ideas about how God is supposed to act and be prepared for new insights.

•Expect God to speak.  Be prepared for a small inner voice, a new understanding.

•Avoid telling God what you want. Keep your wants at bay and instead focus on Jesus and His mission.

•Give time each day to listening. Continue to repeat this process day after day as you read the Bible. Let it become a normal part of your Christian life.

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Reported In The Press

The city of Oak Lawn, Illinois has banned any recognition of Christmas in their schools. The ban came after a Muslim woman complained.

It's hard to believe this kind of religious intolerance can happen in America in 2007.

It's time Christians take a stand and proclaim to our communities that Christmas is not just a winter holiday focused on materialism, but a "holy day" when we celebrate the birth of our Savior.

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Fewer Friends

In a joint report put together by researchers at Duke and the University of Arizona that appeared in The American Sociological Review, the teams found that while in 1985, the average American had three people in whom to confide matters that were important to them, in 2004, that number dropped to two, and one in four had no close confidants at all.

Interesting Quotes Regarding Loneliness

“It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.”          Albert Einstein

“What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.” Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

“Loneliness is the first thing which God's eye named, not good”  John Milton

"If I'm such a legend, then why am I so lonely? Let me tell you, legends are all very well if you've got somebody around who loves you." Judy Garland

The Ultimate Separation

Mark 15: 4 - And at the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?"—which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"

There is no greater separation in the universe than being separated from the Triune God! Throughout history both believers and unbelievers have lived in a world where the presence of God is everywhere whether we acknowledge Him or not.  On the cross Jesus experienced the ultimate separation from God the Father which, tragically, awaits those who refuse to believe in Jesus as their Lord and Savior.

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To Make You Smile…

 

Replacing Valves

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic..."Try doing it with the engine running."

 

 

 

Where’s Ed?

Ed was in trouble.  He forgot his wedding anniversary.  His wife was really angry.  She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.  When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Ed has been missing since Friday.

 

 

 

Once A-Pun A Time

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

 

 

 

If Biblical Headlines
were written by
Today's Liberal Media

On Red Sea crossing:

WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Environmentalists Killed


On David vs. Goliath:

HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock


On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:

FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
400 Killed


On the birth of Christ:

HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple


On feeding the 5,000:

PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior


On healing the 10 lepers:

LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED
"Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy


On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:

MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer's Investment Lost


On raising Lazarus from the dead:

FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Will Reading to be Delayed

 

 

 

And You Think You Had A Bad Day!

author unknown

I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number three of the accident reporting form, I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more and I trust that the following details are sufficient:

I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of bricks left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which fortunately was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor.

Securing the rope at the ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of bricks. You will note in block number 11 of the accident reporting form that I weigh 135 pounds.  Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate up the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming down. This explains the fractured scull and broken collarbone.  Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley.  Fortunately, by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope in spite of my pain. 

At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground - and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel now weighed approximately 50 pounds.  I refer you again to my weight in block number 11. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles and lacerations of my legs and lower body.  The encounter with the barrel, slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of bricks and fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the bricks in pain, unable to move, and watching the barrel six stories above - I again lost my presence of mind.

I let go of the rope!

 

 

 

Reasons Not To Wash

(Last month’s Olive Branch had an article comparing going to church with “eating”.  This article is similar but it uses “washing” as the point of comparison.)

If you took the same excuses that people use for not going to church and apply them to other important areas of life you'd realize how inconsistent we can be in our logic.  For example: Reasons Not To Wash

1.      I was forced to as a child.

2.      People who make soap are only after your money.

3.      I wash on special occasions like Christmas and Easter.

4.      People who wash are hypocrites – they think they are cleaner than everyone else.

5.      There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which one is best.

6.      I used to wash, but it got boring so I stopped.

7.      None of my friends wash.

8.      The bathroom is never warm enough in the winter or cool enough in the summer.

9.      I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.

10.  I can't spare the time.

 

 

 

A Little White Church Cake Lie!

Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies' group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute.  She baked an angel food cake and when she took it from the oven, the center had dropped flat.

She said, "Oh dear, there's no time to bake another cake."

So, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake.  Alice found it in the bathroom ... a roll of toilet paper. She plunked it in and covered it with icing.

The finished product looked beautiful, so she rushed it to the church. Before she left the house, Alice had given her daughter some money and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the minute it opened, and to buy that cake and bring it home.

When the daughter arrived at the sale, the attractive cake had already been sold.

Alice was beside herself.

The next day, Alice was invited to a friend's home where two tables of bridge were to be played that afternoon.

After the game, a fancy lunch was served, and to top it off, the cake in question was presented for dessert.

Alice saw the cake.  She started to get out of her chair to rush into the kitchen to tell her hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, one of the other ladies said, "What a beautiful cake!"

Alice sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (who was a prominent church member) say, "Thank you, I baked it myself."

 

 

 

 

Friar Florists

Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise the funds.  Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair.

He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close.  They ignored him. He asked his mother to go ask the friars to get out of business.  They ignored her.  So, the rival florist hired Hugh Mac Taggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close.  Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close shop.  Terrified, the friars did so.

The Moral of the Story:

Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars !!

 

 

 

Pulpit Humor

There was this Lutheran minister who served a predominately German congregation for years.  Pastor Heinz enjoyed telling Norwegian jokes from the pulpit, much to the delight of his flock.

One year, Heinz was transferred to a predominately Norwegian congregation and the first Sunday, he told a typical joke from the pulpit.  After the service a deacon approached and said that perhaps he should reconsider his choice of humor as some of the people may be offended.  Pastor Heinz apologized, saying he would break this habit.

One day, while reading his Bible, Heinz came across a story of the Amalekites and had an idea.  He approached the Deacon and asked if he could tell an Amalekite joke.

The Deacon said "I suppose that would be okay, I don't think we have any Amalekites in the congregation."

Next Sunday, Pastor Heinz was getting into his sermon and said, "This reminds me of a funny story, seems there were these 2 Amalekites, Sven and Ole..."

 

 

 

Jungle Journal

Missionary Terry Schultz, Lima, Peru, member of Mt. Olive

This journal is all about contrasts.  Last month’s stories from the earthquake included troubling, sad accounts of individuals who did not know Jesus.  Many people were filled with tremendous fear when the sky lit up, the earth shook (for over two minutes!) and it appeared the Second Coming was on.  The key word here is “fear”!  Why fear the coming of our Savior King?  Why try and hide in your house?  Why fear being lifted from this vale of tears and transported to paradise - a paradise where there are no more troubles and tragedies? Obviously, the majority of people in the earthquake zone did not know the simplest thing about the Savior:  Jesus loves them, died to save them, and has promised to come back to bring His children home.

There were of course a few who, by the power of the Holy Spirit, had this all figured out the night of the quake.  Some of their stories are included below.  Here is what Pastor Andres and I found when we returned to the earthquake area four weeks after “the event.” 

After dropping off food and blankets to friends in Pisco, we headed for San Clemente, home of Andres’ faithful flock, where his brother and sister plus other members had lost their adobe (mud-brick) homes.  We decided to walk from one end of the earthquake-ravaged barrio to the other.  Andres had actually lived in a corner of the barrio as a child when his parents worked in the surrounding vegetable fields.

Again, it’s four weeks after the quake so the first thing that hits you is the massive piles of rubble that still stand in front of every destroyed lot!  Talk about depressing!  Can you imagine getting up every morning and looking out over the hill of rubble that used to be your dear home?  Horrible!  No city dump truck has stopped to remove the daily reminder of your destroyed house. 

The people in the hardest hit areas actually sleep away from their lots, in a row of makeshift tents in the streets around the town plaza.  “Tents” is too kind a word.  People have simply wrapped sheets of blue plastic around and over wood poles to create enclosed space.  Pieces of cardboard are laid out to make a floor.  (You’re actually sleeping right on top of an old dirt road!)  The people have their final meager possessions, (a few plastic dishes, dirty mattress, scraps of clothes) inside these plastic enclosures.  The tents are side by side for a reason:  Gangs of marauding youths come through frequently looking for items to steal.  A hunker-down, bunker mentality takes over every night. Here the neighbors are literally making their last stand side by side, guarding each other and what little they have left. 

(Throughout town I saw less than a dozen beautiful Coleman 8-man tents that had been dropped off by some relief agency.  Unfortunately, these rare gifts made quite a few people envious.  With nearly everyone reduced to living in tents, there were once again the “haves” and the “have nots.”)

Andres and I immediately began speaking with people we encountered in the dusty, rubble-clogged San Clemente streets.  People quickly gathered around us, eager to tell their stories. 

First off, we heard that the daily shipments of food and water, choppered in from Lima by army helicopter, had ceased.  Trucks were now arriving and the markets were restocked with produce and packaged goods.  However, this is not government-donated food, it has to be bought.  Few people have work so there is little money.  On top of that, most food prices have doubled!  More than a few recovering shopkeepers had decided to try and make a killing.  Talk about dastardly!

President Garcia was another target of the homeless neighbors’ bitter anger.  According to everyone in the street, Garcia had declared that the earthquake officially reached a magnitude of 7.9.  (In Lima no one has heard of such a statement from Garcia.)  The neighbors all knew the quake was 8.2, maybe even 8.4.  They also had heard that with an 8.2 earthquake, Peruvian law mandates that emergency funds be released to victims for rebuilding homes. Garcia’s declaration of a 7.9 quake meant no free house-building money.  According to the homeless, it was all a government conspiracy!

And so, the people were reduced to applying for home loans which Garcia did make available, through the state-run Banco de la Nacion.  The process of applying for a house-building loan was downright depressing.  (Recall that over 85,000 homes were destroyed!)  In Pisco we had seen the line, several blocks long, in front of the bank.  Blank-faced, still emotionally-numb victims who had lost their homes and possessions were queuing up to apply for a loan (“Queuing up” is also too kind a word.  We never saw the line move!)  That depressing sight was topped by another sight a few blocks away, where an even longer line had formed in front of a makeshift government office.  Seems you had to have your government-issued voter ID card before you could apply for a loan.  If over the years you had not bothered to obtain or renew your ID card, you sure needed one now.  No ID, no loan.  All this government red tape meant that you might be sleeping on “cardboard under plastic” for months before you could start rebuilding.

“We thought we lived in a democracy,” the neighbors all said. “We know that China and Japan have sent millions to Peru but we haven’t seen a cent.”  As we got ready to move on, everyone thanked us for our prayers and encouragement.  There were long hugs and more than a few tears.

We walked on, and an interesting phenomenon began to emerge:  Recall that Andres had spent his early childhood in the barrio while his parents worked in the fields.  Amazingly, Andres started to see old neighbors and migrant workers that he hadn’t seen in over 20 years!  They had moved to different homes in the barrio.  Andres didn’t know they were still around!  Imagine the surprise, as his name passed through the area and the recognition set in!

All Andres’ old neighbors, now middle age or seniors, did the same thing:  They put one hand down by their knee to indicate how tall Andres was when the last saw him!  The reunions were heart-wrenching.  Many broke into tears, as they stood amidst the rubble in dusty, sweaty clothes embracing the clean, Lima city pastor.  Andres was one of their own who had made good.  The old neighbors immediately went into their earthquake stories, describing the devastating loss of friends and homes. 

Between stories, I gently interjected that Andres was now a pastor, (“having trained for years at the finest seminary in Lima,”-- I couldn’t resist) and that he now made bi-monthly trips to hold Bible classes to the area!  The neighbors were elated that he would be back!

I could see that something special was happening:  Since all the homes had collapsed, the neighbors were standing out in the open.  If they had been in their houses, they might not have seen or heard about Andres!  (He normally works clear over at the other end of the barrio.)  Andres and I were in new waters, in effect trolling through the neighborhood, catching fish every block of the way!!  Neighbor after neighbor came running over and was soon expressing interest in attending Andres’ Bible study!  Andres filled up page after page of his pocket notepad with names, drawing little maps in order to find each family again.  It was simply extraordinary:  The people’s lives had been shattered by the loss of their homes.  But that destruction apparently paved they way for contact with Pastor Andres!  Destroyed homes led to contact with the Gospel, which, God willing, will lead to faith and an eternal home in the heavenly mansions!  It happened in block after block:  No walls, weary people standing in rubble, they see Andres, come over, and our Gospel witness is on! So I’m thinking:

These depressing piles of rubble have turned into fertile soil for a Gospel harvest!!! 

After several blocks there were no more old friends.  We trudged onward.  We came upon a group of neighbors standing around the front yard of a collapsed house.  There was a crudely painted cardboard sign propped up on the ground that read “olla comunal,” (community pot).  Beside the sign, just like a scene from a hobo camp, sat a huge dented, blackened pot with a pile of firewood under it. Every day at mid morning, each neighbor brings whatever meager contribution they can and tosses it into the community pot for the daily soup.  It was the only meal many of the folks have all day.  We got there just as lunch was wrapping up.  The couple manning the pot apologized that the soup was all gone.  No problem, we quickly said!  We introduced ourselves as pastors from Lima.  Turns out, the majority of these neighbors are Christians! Everyone was excited to meet us.  Talk about friendly people!  Each of them was physically and emotionally exhausted, yet eager to take the opportunity to replay their personal story once again. Without any prompting the stories rolled in.  It was Wednesday night all over again, - the night “the neighborhood fell apart.”

The block we stood in was almost completely destroyed.  Very few houses were left standing.  Those that were standing were in the process of being torn down.  Imagine frail grandmas and grandpas, picking up hammers to knock down their beloved homes.  The walls were all cracked, making the homes too dangerous to live in.  The emotional weight of such a painful task I cannot imagine.  And yet, these Christians wanted to talk about other things from the night of the quake.  “How have things changed?” I asked. Kati, a middle aged woman with no house jumped right in.  “You see that corner over there?”  She pointed across the street to a heavily damaged lot.  “There’s a family that lives over there that has a father and a teenage son.  Nearly every night of the week, you could hear those two yelling at each other around dinner time.  It usually started with the dad yelling at the boy.  Then the boy would start yelling back at the dad.  Practically every night we could hear the same thing going on, the dad fighting with that boy.  The night of the quake, no different.  The whole neighborhood can hear the dad yelling at his son.

“But the moment the earthquake started, the yelling instantly stopped.  The dad grabbed the boy in a huge bear hug to protect him.  The boy held onto his dad.  Now the quake kept going for over two minutes, so the dad keeps hanging on to his son, protecting him as things start falling down.  They probably both thought they were going to die.  I guess a two minute hug can do a lot for a relationship.  No one has heard those two screaming at each other ever since.”

Now everyone in our group had seen the huge flashes of lightening across the Pisco sky followed by the first tremors of the powerful quake.  Hundreds and hundreds of believers were convinced that the Second Coming had started.  However Betty, the next one to volunteer her story, had a very different take on the cataclysmic event playing out right before her eyes.

Betty is a devout Christian and daily Bible reader.  She had long worried about the growing ungodliness in her town.  Drunkenness, violence, crime, and the most immoral, lewd behavior right out in public!  There were few who believed in God anymore and went to church.  Why, the whole place was turning into a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah.

You guessed it:  Betty’s head-full of Bible stories hit Old Testament file, and the story of the two towns’ total destruction came up.  Betty was convinced that God was about to rain down fire on her evil town and neighboring Pisco, wiping them off the face of the earth.  Betty was not surprised as the powerful tremors built and built:  God was not going to take San Clemente and Pisco’s evilness any longer.  It was Sodom and Gomorrah time.

Betty ran out the front door, her mind suddenly racing.  Had God somehow overlooked her?  She was one of the faithful ones!  She was supposed to be spared while the towns got leveled. 

Betty stood out to the middle of the road (where apparently everyone thinks God can see you better), and started yelling towards the sky:  “You promised, you promised.  I’m a forgiven one!  I’m a forgiven one!” 

At this point in her story Betty looked me in the eye and said:  “I wasn’t scared you know.  I know I’m forgiven.  But I thought I got overlooked. I’m a child of God.  I thought God was going to grab me up at any moment.”  The ground shook even harder and as Betty turned around and looked, much of her house came crashing down, pieces of glass spraying out and splintered wood flying everywhere!!

Apparently God had not forgotten Betty. 

My Final Earthquake Story from the Barrios of San Clemente

On that hot fateful August night, a group of evangelicals were gathered for their midweek praise service.  Sunday service wasn’t enough for this faithful band.  Off they had gone just like every Wednesday with tambourines and songbooks to offer more praises to the  Savior King.   

In the middle of the Praise Service, the earthquake started.  Trembling with excitement, everyone began shouting and hugging, convinced the Second Coming was under way!  Jesus and the angels were about to arrive in San Clemente!!  Hearts pounding, music intensifying, the singing rolled on while the church (literally) rocked, everyone convinced the great “Comin’ Home Day” was finally upon them!  What a moment to share side by side with your brothers and sisters!  The humble, flimsy chapel of cheap split-reed walls and plastic-sheet ceiling cracked and tore.  Everyone shouted as the band played on.  Bamboo roof poles splintered and fell, the air became a cloud of dust.  Amazingly no one received hardly a scratch!

Alas, neither did anyone get picked up by a fiery chariot.  The earthquake tremors faded and came to a halt.  So did the shouting and the music.  The dust finally cleared, and everyone looked around.  They were all still there.  The group was not in Paradise.  Then again no one was injured either.  (We’re talking less than 3 miles from the epicenter of an 8.2 quake!)  It took several moments for everyone to catch their breath, dust off, and get their bearings.  The earth had not come to an end.  But what had happened to the neighborhood?!!  With hasty hugs and a quickly-shouted benediction, the faithful bolted for the door to find neighbors and friends, and see if their homes were alright. 

The scene out in the dirt street was complete chaos.  The churchgoers reached their homes in a matter of seconds.  In front of many a member laid a scene of absolute horror:  There was not a single home left standing on their entire block!

For some members their next door neighbors were dead!  The neighbors had been sitting in their homes when the quake hit, the walls and roofs of their mud brick homes falling down upon them!  Obviously, had these members been in their homes instead of at church at that moment, they too would have died!! 

Instead, they escaped with hardly a scratch.

Now I’m told that what happened in San Clemente was no isolated incident.  I can’t verify it yet, but it is said that there were believers in Pisco who ran out in the street as the quake hit, looking up in the sky to see Jesus and the angels.  Instead, they heard a mighty crash, looked behind them, and saw every house on their entire block leveled.  Neighbors were killed instantly, others horribly injured, while they stood there in the middle of the road, untouched.

I’ll soon hear from our brothers in Canete and Chincha, and get their versions of what all happened that Wednesday night.  Until then, the stunning stories of Almighty God’s protection of Betty, believers in Pisco, and that faithful little San Clemente flock linger in my mind.  Our God is indeed awesome. 

And closer to each one of us than we often realize!!

Until next time amigos, Terry

“Never will I leave you.”  God in Hebrews 13:5.

 

 

 

The Lutheran Home Association Update

National Family Caregivers month is held in November of every year. More than 50 million caregivers provide 80 percent, or the majority, of our nation’s long term care services.

Being the caregiver for a spouse, child, parent, grandparent, or sibling with special needs is truly God-pleasing. However, many family caregivers can become extraordinarily challenged and stressed. Pastors often witness these challenges and stressors first hand.

The Christian congregation has the opportunity to provide much support, care, and encouragement for family caregivers. Please consider the following Top Ten list to assist your ministry.

Top 10 Ways to Celebrate 2007 National Family Caregivers Month

1.      Set up a congregational support network of members so that they may relieve family caregivers who might in turn run errands, visit friends or relatives, or simply relax.

2.      Send a card or bouquet of flowers from a club/group/school to the family caregiver to brighten their day.

3.      Provide a group of members who could offer to help with home repairs, yard work, housecleaning, etc.

4.      Provide a ticket to a local theater, and take the caregiver to the event.

5.      Find 12 different family photos and have a copy center create a 2008 calendar that the family caregiver can use to keep track of appointments and events.

6.      Offer to prepare a Thanksgiving dinner for the caregiving family, or invite them to your own special Thanksgiving Day dinner.

7.      Create a listing of Bible verses/readings to provide encouragement to the family caregiver.

8.      Ask members to visit regularly and provide video tapes of church services, Meditations, and other devotional materials to the family caregiver.

9.      Ask The Lutheran Home Association to speak to your congregation or group on the impact of family caregiving and how a congregation may develop a strong program of nurture for those who are family caregivers.

10.  Regularly pray for the individuals who are hurting but also for the family members. Ask the Lord to provide guidance and support to all.

TLHA Annual Meeting Set

Tuesday, January 15, is the date of the annual meeting of The Lutheran Home Association to be held in Belle Plaine, Minnesota. Lunch begins at noon, followed by a worship service and business meeting.

Mr. Mark Schwan will serve as chairman of the nominating committee for the annual meeting. Nominations are currently being sought for TLHA’s Board of Directors and the Board of Regents of TLHA Foundation. More information may be provided about these positions by contacting Michael Klatt, President and Chief Executive Officer, at mklatt@tlha.org or by calling (952) 872-4750.

Thank you for your interest in and support of our ministry! We ask that you keep our ministry in your prayers.  

Caring about the Care of the Soul,

Michael R. Klatt, President and Chief Executive Officer

 

 

 

Thanksgiving Celebration Senior Luncheon

DATE:      Tuesday, Nov. 13th

TIME:      11:30 am

WHERE:  St. John’s Lutheran Church
610 Broadway St. NE
Minneapolis
, MN

MENU:     Turkey and Dressing
Mashed Potatoes/Gravy
Sweet Potatoes
Corn
Rolls
Pumpkin Pie

COST:     Freewill Offering

Entertainment provided by:  Accordion to Pete

Contact Bonnie at 612-379-4296 for more information or to sign up.

Everyone is welcome (bring a friend)!

Give your burdens to the Lord, and He will take care of you. Psalm 55:22

 

 

 

 

Friendship Register

A reminder: Please sign the Friendship Register in your pew each Sunday morning.  Greet those sitting near you, in front of you, and behind you.

If you attend the Lord’s Supper, please check the appropriate box in the Friendship Register.

(Note: The Lord’s Supper is celebrated at the altar and communion rail on the first Sunday of each month (both common cup and individual cup), and down at the front pew on the third Sunday of each month (individual cup only).

 

 

 

New Fall Class

A new Bible Information Class will be starting up in November.  This course on basic Bible doctrine may be used as a “refresher course” for new or life-long members, young or old.  It is also an introduction to the Bible and our church, leading to membership in the congregation.

If you or anyone you may want to bring along would like to attend, please register by calling the church office (651-645-2575) as soon as possible. 

 

 

 

Paraments

The Altar Guild would like to replace the paraments in our church (the liturgically colored pulpit, lectern, and altar hangings and the accompanying pastor’s stole) and therefore announce the formation of the “Parament Fund” to receive your contributions.

If you would like to make a special gift to this fund, checks may be made out to the Mt. Olive Altar Guild, with “Parament Fund” written on the memo line.

If you would like to give a gift in memory of loved ones, please note that also.  Thank you.

 

 

 

Video Projection System

The Worship Committee has plans to project the liturgy, hymns, and sermon notes and illustrations on the “big screen”.  They have purchased a high-power projector and precision, wide-angle lens to project from the balcony.

Would you be willing to partially or totally fund this new projection system?  If so, please contact the church office.  Thank you!

We also need a video tech crew to put together the Sunday Power Point slides and then operate the laptop and projector for Sunday morning worship.  Please contact the church office as soon as possible.  Thanks!

 

 

 

Fifth Annual Reformation Renewal Seminar

The presenter for Mt. Olive’s 5th Annual Reformation Renewal Seminar will be a former Muslim and now a Christian and member of the WELS.  He was featured in the February issue of Forward in Christ magazine.

Our format will be somewhat different than in past years.  This year we will have only one presentation.  It will be on Friday evening, November 9, 2007, from 6:30 to 9:30pm. (November 10th is Martin Luther’s birthday!)

The presentation will include:

1) Islam-Basic Beliefs and Chronology

2) Islam-Theology

3) Culture

4) Personal Journey and Outreach

Refreshments will be served.  Other area congregations have also been invited.  There is no cost, but a freewill offering will be received. 

 

 

 

Bring Your Appetites! Bring Your Friends!

Thanksgiving dinner at Mt. Olive has been scheduled for Saturday, November 17th. If you like to eat you are welcome!  It all starts at 5:00pm. Bring your appetite! A lot of effort and volunteer help is needed to put on this event.

In addition to much help needed in preparing the meal, this is also an outreach event.  Invite and bring your friends who may not have a church home or who may have become distant from church.

And last but not least, this is an opportunity to fellowship with our Chinese brothers and sisters and enjoy their company.

Do plan to attend!  Contact Jane Murray to volunteer.

 

 

 

The “Singer From New Orleans” Back At Mt. Olive

Chris Driesbach from New Orleans will be back at Mt. Olive and presenting his message in song on Sunday, November 18th, at 9:00am.  He has sung all over North America, and it’s a great privilege for us to have him back a second time.

Be sure to make plans to be here on Sunday, the 18th.  Bring some friends along too!

 

 

 

Women’s Guild Christmas Party

All are invited to attend the Women’s Guild Christmas Party on Thursday, December 6th, at 7:00pm.

There will be food, Christmas carols, Christmas message, and program.

Mark your calendars early and celebrate the Advent and Christmas season together as a congregation with us.

The Committee

 

 

 

Small Group Bible Studies

Our Small Group Bible Studies are up and running.  Surely there is one just for you!  Please attend one this week if you are not yet a part of any group.

Classes include:

“Cross-Eyed Warriors”

“Beautiful Feet”

“God For Us” (time to be announced)

“Explorers of the Word”

“Women in the Word”

 

 

 

Sunday Morning Bible Class

Our Sunday Morning Bible Class is studying the Book of Romans.

Each week try to take a closer look at one chapter of this amazing letter that the Holy Spirit inspired St. Paul to write.

We hope that all our adult members, visitors, and friends, will stay the extra 70 minutes and attend Bible class.  It is held each Sunday morning from 10:30 to 11:40am.

Do come!  You are most certainly welcome!

 

 

 

Book Fair At Mt. Olive
We are having a Book Fair November 9th from 4:30 to 6:30.