JUNE / JULY   2006

 

 

We Need More Fireman Bobs

In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible.  The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?"

Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true."

Later that day she went to her local fire department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix.  She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her six-year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine.  Fireman Bob said, "Look, we can do better than that. If you'll have your son ready at seven o'clock Wednesday morning, we'll make him an honorary fireman for the whole day. He can come down to the fire station, eat with us, go out on all the fire calls, the whole nine yards! And if you'll give us his sizes, we'll get a real fire uniform for him, with a real fire hat-not a toy, one-with the emblem of the Phoenix Fire Department on it, a yellow slicker like we wear and rubber boots.  They're all manufactured right here in Phoenix, so we can get them fast."

Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy, dressed him in his fire uniform and escorted him from his hospital bed to the waiting hook and ladder truck. Billy got to sit on the back of the truck and help steer it back to the fire station. He was in so happy! There were three fire calls in Phoenix that day and Billy got to go out on all three calls. He rode in the different fire engines, the paramedic's van, and even the fire chief's car. He was also videotaped for the local news program. Having his dream come true, with all the love and attention that was lavished upon him, so deeply touched Billy that he lived three months longer than any doctor thought possible.  One night all of his vital signs began to drop dramatically and the head nurse, who believed in the hospice concept that no one should die alone, began to call the family members to the hospital. Then she remembered the day Billy had spent as a fireman, so she called the Fire Chief and asked if it would be possible to send a fireman in uniform to the hospital to be with Billy as he made his transition. The chief replied, "We can do better than that.  We'll be there in five minutes. Will you please do me a favor? When you hear the sirens screaming and see the lights flashing, will you announce over the PA system that there is not a fire? It's just the fire department coming to see one of its finest members one more time. And will you open the window to his room?

About five minutes later a hook and ladder truck arrived at the hospital and extended its ladder up to Billy's third floor open window. 16 firefighters climbed up the ladder into Billy's room. With his mother's permission, they hugged him and held him and told him how much they loved him. With his dying breath, Billy looked up at the fire chief and said, "Chief, am I really a fireman now?" "Billy, you are, and the Head Chief, Jesus, is holding your hand,"the chief said. With those words, Billy smiled and said, "I know, He's been holding my hand all day, and the angels have been singing.." He closed his eyes one last time.

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Shay’s Grand Slam

At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he said:

"My son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do."

The father continued. "I believe,that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes, in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the following story:

Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked,"Do you think they'll let me play?"  Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.

Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked if Shay could play, not expecting much. The boy looked around for guidance and said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning."

Shay struggled over to the team's bench put on a team shirt with a broad smile and his Father had a small tear in his eye and warmth in his heart. The boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted. In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three. In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as his father waved to him from the stands. In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.

At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible 'cause Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.

However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing the other team putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least be able to make contact. The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed. The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay.

As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.

The game would now be over, but the pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.

Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the head of the first baseman, out of reach of all team mates. Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, "Shay, run to first! Run to first!" Never in his life had Shay ever ran that far but made it to first base. He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

Everyone yelled, "Run to second, run to second!" Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to second base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball, the smallest guy on their team, who had a chance to be the hero for his team for the first time. He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions and he too intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head. Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.

All were screaming, "Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay" Shay reached third base, the opposing shortstop ran to help him and turned him in the direction of third base, and shouted, "Run to third! Shay, run to third" As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams and those screaming, "Shay, run home! Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the "grand slam" and won the game for his team.

That day, said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world.

Shay didn't make it to another summer and died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making his father so happy and coming home and seeing his mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!

A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them.

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The Gardener

Right after World War II, a U.S. Army officer and his wife were stationed in Japan. That country had been devastated by the war. The post-war economy was in shambles. Unemployment approached 60%. People came to the Army wife's door daily looking for work. One man said that he could do wonders for her garden if she would only give him a chance.

So, for the first time in her life, this young Army wife hired a gardener. He spoke no English, but the wife, through sign language and pencil and paper gave him instructions about where to plant, prune, and pamper her garden. He listened politely and followed her instructions exactly. The garden emerged as the finest in the neighborhood.

When she finally realized that her new gardener knew far more about the matter than she, the wife stopped giving him directions and let him freely care for the garden. It was magnificent. Then one day the gardener came with an interpreter who expressed the appreciation but the regrets of the gardener. "He will no longer be able to care for your garden. He must leave."

The wife expressed her regrets and thanked him through the interpreter for making hers such a fine garden. Out of politeness, she asked the interpreter, "Where is he going?"

The interpreter replied that the gardener was returning to his old job as the Professor of Horticulture at the University of Tokyo.

Can you imagine the look that must have been on that Army wife's face when she discovered that her gardener was the university professor of horticulture!  No wonder he knew so much about gardening!

We have just celebrated Jesus’ ascension into heaven – forty days after Easter.  He has gone back to His heavenly throne from which He rules the world.  Imagine the look on the faces of those who refused to trust in Him as Savior and Lord, when He comes again to judge the living and the dead.

Is there someone close to you who does not yet know who Jesus is?  Share His Word with them today!

 

 

Go To The World

Jesus did not command the whole world to go to church. Jesus commanded his church to go to the whole world.

 

 

Other Voices

The call of our Lord is "hidden" in a whole chorus of worldly voices which beckon us. Other would-be shepherds seek to tempt us away from the Good Shepherd, the joy of his forgiveness and the security of his love. And when we are weak and confused we may fall victim to the enticements of other gods.

I am reminded of an American tourist who was traveling in the Mid East. He came upon several shepherds whose flocks had intermingled while drinking water from a brook. After an exchange of greetings, one of the shepherds turned toward the sheep and called out, "Manah. Manah. Manah." (Manah means "follow me" in Arabic.) Immediately his sheep separated themselves from the rest and followed him.

Then one of the two remaining shepherds called out, "Manah. Manah." and his sheep left the common flock to follow him. The traveler then said to the third shepherd, "I would like to try that. Let me put on your cloak and turban and see if I can get the rest of the sheep to follow me."

The shepherd smiled knowingly as the traveler wrapped himself in the cloak, put the turban on his head and called out, "Manah. Manah." The sheep did not respond to the stranger's voice. Not one of them moved toward him. "Will the sheep ever follow someone other than you?" The traveler asked.

"Oh yes," the shepherd replied, "sometimes a sheep gets sick, and then it will follow anyone."

We have seen it, haven't we? People, young and old, who are "sick." Battered by the storms of life and distracted by voices urging them to go this way and that, they have lost their bearings and they don't know where they are or where they are going. That can be more than a little frightening; it leads to despair, to hopelessness. And when someone is "sick" they will follow anyone who will promise a moment of happiness, a brief feeling of peace or forgetfulness, a sense that they are someone.

But the call of Jesus the Good Shepherd is, "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life." There is no better way, no greater truth, no happier life. Our Lord reaches out to us in love that we might follow him.

John M. Braaten

 

 

Sheep Know Their Shepherd

In her book The Preaching Life, Barbara Brown Taylor tells of a conversation she had with a friend who grew up on a sheep farm in the Midwest. According to him, sheep are not dumb at all. "It is the cattle ranchers who are responsible for spreading that ugly rumor, and all because sheep do not behave like cows. Cows are herded from the rear by hooting cowboys with cracking whips, but that will not work with sheep at all. Stand behind them making loud noises and all they will do is run around behind you, because they prefer to be led. You push cows, her friend said, but you lead sheep, and they will not go anywhere that someone else does not go first. Their shepherd-who goes ahead of them to show them that everything is all right."

Sheep know their shepherd and their shepherd knows them.

He went on to say that "it never ceased to amaze him, growing up, that he could walk right through a sleeping flock without disturbing a single one of them, while a stranger could not step foot in the fold without causing pandemonium."

Sheep and shepherds develop a language of their own.

 

 

I Am the Door

George Adam Smith, the 19th century Biblical scholar tells of traveling one day in the Holy Land and coming across a shepherd and his sheep.

He fell into conversation with him and the man showed him the fold into which the sheep were led at night. It consisted of four walls, with a way in. Smith asked him, “This is where they go at night?” “Yes,” said the shepherd, “and when they are in there, they are perfectly safe.” “But there is no door,” said Smith. “I am the door,” said the shepherd.

He was not a Christian man and wasn’t speaking in the language of the New Testament. He was speaking from an Arab shepherd’s viewpoint.

Smith looked and him and asked, “What do you mean you are the door?” “When the light has gone,” said the shepherd, “and all the sheep are inside, I lie in that open space, and no sheep ever goes out but across my body, and no wolf comes in unless he crosses my body; I am the door."

 

 

Our Master Makes The Difference

As I have moved among men and women from all strata of society as both a lay pastor and as a scientist, I have become increasingly aware of one thing. It is the boss, the manager, the Master in people's lives who makes the difference in their destiny.

I have known some of the wealthiest men on this continent intimately, also some of the leading scientists and professional people. Despite their dazzling outward show of success, despite their affluence and their prestige, they remained poor in spirit, shriveled in soul, and unhappy in life. They were joyless people held in the iron grip and heartless ownership of the wrong master.

By way of contrast, I have numerous friends among relatively poor people-people who have known hardship, disaster, and the struggle to stay afloat financially. But because they belong to Christ and have recognized Him as Lord and Master of their lives, their owner and manager, they are permeated by a deep, quiet, settled peace that is beautiful to behold.

It is indeed a delight to visit some of these humble homes where men and women are rich in spirit, generous in heart and large of soul. They radiate a serene confidence and quiet joy that surmounts all the tragedies of their time.

They are under God's care and they know it. They have entrusted themselves to Christ's control and found contentment.

Phillip Keller

 

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Stop telling God how big your storm is.  Instead, tell your storm how big your God is!

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Was The Lantern Lit?

A man was killed at a railroad crossing one summer evening in 1891.  His relatives sued the railroad, claiming negligence on the part of the watchman.  During the ensuing trial, the watchman was called to the witness stand.  The prosecuting attorney asked him several questions.  "Were you on duty at the crossing at the time of the accident?"  "Yes sir, I was."  "Did you have a lantern?"  "Yes sir, I did."  "Did you wave your lantern in warning?"  "Yes sir, several times."

Having answered in the affirmative to every question, the watchman helped the railroad win its case.  An officer of the railroad came to see the watchman later to thank him for giving evidence in favor of the railroad.  The officer inquired, "Tell me, Mr. Jarvis, were you nervous during the questioning at the trial?"  The watchman replied, "Yes, I feared every moment that he would ask, 'Was the lantern lit?’”

Anyone can go through the motions of outward religiosity.  We can wave our lanterns wildly, but it accomplishes nothing if we do not light them!  The night is dark.  Many lost souls have no hope but us.  Are our lights shining?

Johnny Jackson

 

 

PARABLES WITH HUMOR

 

Do-It-Yourself Worship Kit

Robert Hastings has designed a "Do-It-Yourself Worship Kit!" for "Lone Ranger Christians" - those who think they can serve the Lord without “going to church”.  Here's what you'll find in each carefully planned package:

One portable, lightweight seat, shaped like a church pew.  Can be set up anywhere.

One small, paper covered hymnal containing one dozen well-known hymns (words and music).

One harmonica - or mouth organ - to take the place of the church organ.  (Frankly, you will find it difficult to play and sing at the same time.  But you can master it, and after all, there must be some challenge.)

One abbreviated New Testament with familiar selections designed to be read in less than one minute each.

One small offering plate - to be held in the left hand while putting coin in with the right.  (Denomination of the coin is unimportant as you will get it back anyway.)

One brief sermon entitled "What a Good Boy Am I."  You will feel much better after using this sermon.  It may be read aloud or silently.

"Those who have used our Do-It-Yourself Worship Kit," say Hastings, "tell us they get an extra lift from their own service if at the close, they rush to a mirror and shake hands with themselves.  But this is optional."

Robert J. Hastings

 

 

 

Minnesotans And Heaven

Garrison Keillor once said, in one of his famous Prairie Home Companion soliloquies, "My people are not Paradise people. We've lived in Minnesota all of our lives and it has taken a lot out of us. My people aren't sure they'll even like Paradise: not sure perfection is all its cracked up to be. My people will arrive in heaven and stand just inside the gate, shuffling around. It's a lot bigger than I thought it was going to be, they might say. We'll say, "No thank you, we can't stay for eternity, we'll just sit and have a few minutes of bliss and then we have to get back!"

Garrison Keillor

 

Filling In The Holes

A bright yellow highway department truck creeps along a quiet, city street.  A worker slowly climbs out of the truck and laboriously digs a large hole between the sidewalk and the street.  A few minutes later a second worker gets out, fills in the hole, and tamps down the dirt.  A few yards down the street they repeat the same procedure, then again and again.

An elderly lady has been watching.  She walks over and asks, "What in the world are you doing?"

One of the workers says, "We're on an urban beautification project."

Beautification?" she asks with dismay.  "What's so beautiful about all those filled-in holes?"

"Well, you see," says the worker, "the man who plants the trees is out sick today."

In a ridiculous way that little story reminds us that different people play different roles.  When one person does not do his or her job, there is a hole.

 

 

I'm Not The Shepherd

A pastor was taking a group of parishioners on a tour of the Holy Land. He had just read them the parable of the Good Shepherd and was explaining to them that, as they continued their tour, they would see shepherds on the hillsides just as in Jesus' day.

He wanted to impress the group, so he told them what every good pastor tells his people about shepherds. He described how, in the Holy Land, shepherds always lead their sheep, always walking in front to face dangers, always protecting the sheep by going ahead of them.

He barely got the last word out when, sure enough, they rounded a corner and saw a man and his sheep on the hillside. There was only one problem: the man wasn't leading the sheep as the good pastor had said. No, he was behind the sheep and seemed to be chasing them. The pastor turned red. Flabbergasted, he ran over to the fence and said, "I always thought shepherds in this region led their sheep - out in front. And I told my people that a good shepherd never chases his sheep." The man replied, "That's absolutely true... you're absolutely right... but I'm not the shepherd, I'm the butcher!"

I am afraid that in this day and age we are all too familiar with the butcher, and not very familiar with the Good Shepherd.

Keenan Kelsey

 

 

Can I Guess Your Business?

A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced towards him out of a dust cloud. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and a YSL tie, leans out of the window and asks: "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

The shepherd looks at the yuppie, then at his peacefully grazing flock and answers, "Sure!" The yuppie parks the car, whips out his notebook, connects it to a cell phone, surfs to a NASA page where he calls up a GPS navigation system, scans the area and opens a database and some 60 spreadsheets with complex formulas. Finally, he prints a 150-page report on a miniature printer, turns to our shepherd and says: "You have exactly 1586 sheep!" "That's correct. As agreed, you can take one of the sheep," says the shepherd. He watches the young man make a selection and bundle it into his Cherokee.

As the car starts to pull away, he calls out: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me my sheep back?" "Okay, why not?" answers the young man, stopping the car. "You are a consultant" says the shepherd. "That's correct," says the yuppie. "How did you guess?"

"Easy," answers the shepherd. "You turn up here without being asked. You want to be paid for information I already have. And you don't know anything about my business because you just took my dog."

Keith Wagner

 

 

On Kids

I just realized that while children are dogs ... loyal and affectionate ... teenagers are cats.

It's so easy to be a dog owner. You feed it, train it, boss it around. It puts its head on your knee and gazes at you as if you were a Rembrandt painting. It bounds indoors with enthusiasm when you call it.

Then around age 13, your adoring little puppy turns into a big old cat. When you tell it to come inside, it looks amazed, as if wondering who died and made you emperor. Instead of dogging your doorstep, it disappears. You won't see it again until it gets hungry ... then it pauses on its sprint through the kitchen long enough to turn its nose up at whatever you're serving. When you reach out to ruffle its head, in that old affectionate gesture, it twists away from you then gives you a blank stare, as if trying to remember where it has seen you before.

You, not realizing that the dog is now a cat, think something must be desperately wrong with it. It seems so antisocial, so distant, sort of depressed. It won't go on family outings. Since you're the one who raised it, taught it to fetch and stay and sit on command, you assume that you did something wrong. Flooded with guilt and fear, you redouble your efforts to make your pet behave.

Only now you're dealing with a cat, so everything that worked before now produces the opposite of the desired result. Call it and it runs away. Tell it to sit and it jumps on the counter. The more you go toward it, wringing your hands, the more it moves away.

Instead of continuing to act like a dog owner, you can learn to behave like a cat owner. Put a dish of food near the door and let it come to you. But remember that a cat needs your help and your affection too. Sit still and it will come, seeking that warm, comforting lap it has not entirely forgotten. Be there to open the door for it.

One day your grown-up child will walk into the kitchen, give you a big kiss and say, "You've been on your feet all day. Let me get those dishes for you." Then you'll realize your cat is a dog again.

Rex Barker

 

 

Sound Travels Slowly

Childhood is a time of rapid changes.  Between the ages of twelve and seventeen, a parent can age thirty years.  Someone else has said, "In these times, the accent may be on youth, but the stress is on parents."  Robert Orben put it this way:  "Sound travels slowly.  Sometimes the things you say when your kids are teen-agers don't reach them till they're in their 40s."

 

 

Jungle Journal
(Missionary Terry Schultz, Lima, Peru, and member of Mt. Olive)

It’s early morning deep in the Amazon.

Our motorboat pilot Segundo had that unmistakable slightly-crazed look in his eyes.  There was no doubt in my mind what he was up to: He was going to try and drive the entire way back to Yurimaguas without stopping overnight.  We’re talking over 18 (yes 18!) straight hours of intense concentration (watching for tree branches and all that debris in the water) that could damage the outboard and leave us instantly stranded.  When you’re this deep in the Amazon, another motorboat might not come by for weeks! 

And then there was that unavoidable business of traveling back through Condoshi territory.  A quick recap:  Two of the villages that we pass are notorious for stopping boats on “their river” and picking them clean; relieving them of all their supplies, especially the plastic barrels of gasoline.  (They use the gas for the village’s peke-peke canoe motor.)

We did not have a requisite tribal chief from any of the nearby villages riding in our boat to vouch for us.  However, with the Shapra – Condoshi feud at a murderous pitch once again, it would have done us no good to have our brother Manihuari with us.  It would have put him and us in more danger. 

There was also the simple fact that on the way in, we had not stopped at the two villages even when they emphatically signaled for us to pull over.  We just sped by.  (On our last trip over a year ago we hadn’t stopped either.  Instead, we had raced by at the sound of a shotgun.)  Now, the Condoshis knew we would eventually have to come back through. 

All these thoughts however, could hardly cloud the joy of our wonderfully blessed evangelism visit in Viejo Limon Cocha.  Saying goodbye after our final morning service was deeply emotional as always.  We have so many true brothers and sisters in this remote village.  I love the way they look you straight in the eyes when you assure them of God’s love and care for them.  It is the most graphic display of people grasping the incredible implications of God’s promises that I have ever seen.  Their formerly fear-filled hearts are thrilled to know that God is watching over them.  They are nothing less than astounded when I say with authority that God has paradise waiting for them after their brief life on earth.  That is what Jesus has done for them.  That is what the Holy Spirit is powering them to believe. 

Let me tell you something.  Nothing in the world feels like the long huge hug of a person who believes the message you have brought him has saved him.  It is indescribable.  Maybe it’s like the embrace between rescued family members and firemen who have pulled them from burning houses, - except that our brothers and sisters were pulled from the eternal flames!  Those huge hugs from the older men tell you they realize how lost they were!  They and their wives and children would not be saved if the Holy Spirit had not worked through the word we brought! 

So we’re back on the river in the cool early morning taking in the awesome surroundings.  The fog is just lifting off the river, still hovering about the enormous trees that drip with plants and vines.  It is all so primordial, so mysterious, that it looks just like one of those “lost world” dinosaur movies.  Add the sounds of jungle birds, monkeys, and it is so spectacular it doesn’t seem real.

A couple hours later and my mind has snapped back to reality.  We have now entered Condoshi territory.  Segundo informs us that we are about 20 minutes from the first of the two unfriendly villages.  Ronal checks his backpack.  Jose checks his shotgun.  Victor puts his mysterious little duffle bag on the bench beside himself. 

Meanwhile, up ahead, a medium-size dugout canoe paddled by one native slowly comes into view.  Strangely, the man in the canoe is signaling for us to stop.  What?  Could this be some kind of trap?  I quickly look back at our pilot, Segundo, who is staring hard at the figure in the dugout, trying to quickly size up the situation.  A few moments later and we discover the energetically waving native is none other than William, the Condoshi we met for the first time on the way in! 

Segundo cut the motor and expertly pulled up right beside the dugout.  No one was relaxing yet, as we had no idea what William was up to.  William grabbed the side of our boat and held on, obviously wanting to discuss something with us.  He had ascertained from our first encounter that Ronal was the “assistant chief” of our group.  Talking barely above a whisper, William entered into an intense discussion with him.  It appeared that William was asking for something.  A few moments later and Ronal informed the rest of us:  William was insisting that we carry his dugout canoe and him in our boat several hours down river to a neighboring village.

Segundo, Ronal, Jose, Victor, and I quickly flashed glances at each other, trying to figure out what to do.  Ronal and I didn’t like the idea.  William was a big strong guy and did not have a sick person in his dugout to transport or any other emergency.  Basically, he just wanted a free lift.  However, the enormous weight of the hardwood dugout would slow us down considerably.  Plus, we would go through a whole lot of extra gas, - precious gas that we might not be able to replace along the way.  (Segundo was already nervous about our dwindling supply.)  Ronal and I began to indicate that we didn’t think we could give William a lift.  However, that’s when things really got strange.

I got one of those weird looks from Segundo, then one from Jose and even Victor that said back off, we will handle this.  Their looks were unmistakable.  I immediately clammed up.  A few moments later, and Jose and Victor are helping William haul the heavy dugout canoe out of the water onto our boat!  They balanced the long, heavy dugout on the front of the boat horizontally (forming a “t” with our boat) and we were ready to start out again.  Segundo drove slowly at first, the precariously balanced dugout was adjusted a bit, then we started to pick up speed.

A few minutes later as we approached the first of the cantankerous Condoshi villages, I realized what Segundo, Jose, and Victor were up to.  Just like we feared, all the men of the village were lined up on the high bank (they had heard our outboard miles away) and they were all primed to try and make us stop.  A few natives were even positioned in dugouts right on the river!  However, the villagers then spotted William perched in our boat, smiling and waving at them.  The natives were speechless.  Jose and Victor, standing in the front, smiled and waved while pointing at the dugout (as if the villagers couldn’t see it) to indicate that we were in the midst of helping one of their own.  The natives on the bank were caught flat-footed.  They had no idea how to respond.  Segundo never slowed down for a moment.  We simply sped by.  Unbelievable!

A few hours later, and the entire little vignette was played out again at the second Condoshi village.  Once again, the natives had lined the banks ready for something, then froze at the sight of our motorboat carrying a Condoshi canoe.  

As we got past that second village, Segundo, Ronal, Jose and I exchanged glances of relief, shaking our heads and exhaling deeply.  It had definitely gone better on this trip.  We now had the most dangerous part of the journey behind us.  Good thing we had met William (for the first time ever) on the way in.  Good thing we had then run into him on the way back, when the natives were ready and waiting for us to come by.  Those two encounters with William were obviously no accident.  God had provided a simple way for our Evangelism team to get past the angry villagers safely.  It was nothing short of incredible. 

About an hour later, after much conversation between William and Ronal, we dropped William and his dugout off.  He soon disappeared down a small side river.  We hoped to figure out a way get the Gospel to his villages in the future.  It could be difficult, but we will see what the Lord would have us do.  I keep thinking that it might depend on our Shapra brothers finding a way to cross over to the rival Condoshi tribe with the Gospel.  Generations of war and hatred do not bode well for that option.  Then again, it would be a huge mistake to underestimate the transformative powers of the Holy Spirit.  Isn’t that what it’s all about?!  Manihuari, Poanchi, and others are thrilled that salvation has come to their remote village.  They realize that they have been saved from eternal death by God’s sheer grace through Jesus.  I think they will make great missionaries some day! 

Until next time amigos!

Terry

(NOTE:  Missionary Terry and Mary Schultz will be at Mt. Olive on Sunday, June 18th.  Terry will preach for our 9:00am Mission Festival Service, and Mary will give a powerpoint presentation on the highlights of the Lord’s blessings on their work during the past year.  A potluck dinner will follow.  All welcome!)

 

 

What About the "Gospel of Judas"?

Maybe you saw the National Geographic special on TV, or maybe you read about it in the paper or in a magazine or on the internet. There has been a lot of hype, but one thing we can say for sure is that the so-called "Gospel of Judas" was not written by Judas. The Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were written by Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. But Judas did not write the document to which his name has been attached. We know that because it only dates back to about 300 AD. Yes, that does make it 1700 years old, but by.that time Judas had been dead for more than 250 years.

Furthermore, the reason why it was never seriously considered for inclusion in the New Testament is because the New Testament was already there long before any of the Gnostic Gospels came along. The so-called "Gospel of Judas" belongs in the same category with the Gospel of Thomas and the Gospel of Mary and the Gospel of Philip. They all come out of a group of people known as Gnostics. The Gnostics took their name from the Greek word for "knowledge." They proudly claimed to have a secret knowledge that most other people did not have. If you were lucky, they might let you in on their secret. But without their secret knowledge you could not hope to be saved.

According to the so-called "Gospel of Judas," Jesus tried to pass along this secret knowledge to His disciples, but Judas Iscariot was the only one who really got it. The Gnostics claimed that Jesus regarded His own body as a prison from which His soul needed to be set free. So, of course, the Gnostics felt the same way about their own bodies. This is why the Gnostics did not really have any use for the resurrection. If your body is just a prison that you are anxious to get out of, why would you want your body to rise from the dead?  It would be better to leave your body in the grave, wouldn't it?

According to the Gnostic way of looking at things, Good Friday was all Jesus needed. Once His body was dead, His soul was set free.  Easter Sunday does not really fit into the Gnostic way of thinking.

But Jesus was no Gnostic. Jesus did not regard His own human body as a prison. On the contrary, He was conceived by the Holy Ghost and bom of the Virgin Mary because He wanted to enter into a human body. Jesus came into our world in order to redeem us, body and soul.

Our human bodies are fearfully and wonderfully made. Our bodies are not just temporary containers for our souls. No, your body is a marvelous gift that has been given to you by your Creator. So if you are a young teenager out on your first date, remember that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you. You are not your own. You were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body.

As you grow older your body may be damaged by disease. Your body may wear out. But even then, your body deserves to be treated with great respect. That is true when your body is lying in a hospital bed, and when your body is sitting in a wheel chair in a nursing home, and when your body is given Christian burial.

Jesus entered into His human body in order to show us how much respect He has for our bodies.  Jesus teaches us to have great respect for our own bodies and for each other's bodies. That is why you shall not commit adultery. That is why you shall not kill.

You shall not hurt or harm your neighbor in his body, but help and befriend him in every bodily need. That is precisely what Jesus did. He healed sick bodies. He raised dead bodies. Jesus had great respect for the human body - both His own body and our bodies, too. The good news of Easter is that Jesus will change our lowly bodies so that they may be fashioned like unto His glorious body.

 

 

Update on Pastor Daniel

On May 10th, the Schlotes, our Kingdom Workers in Kumba, sent Pastor Daniel to the city of Bamenda to be seen and diagnosed by Dr. Palmer, an American internist who is working in that city with the Baptist Hospital.  Dr. Palmer has been in Cameroon off and on and for the better part of 25 years - being in the States at times especially when his children were growing up.

Dr. Palmer told the Schlotes that Daniel has a bad case of varicose veins that has gone into statis.  Because the veins can't return the blood properly the leg develops ulcers that can't drain, the veins work harder and the situation gets worse.

This week Daniel and his wife are going to the Mbingo hospital in the Bamenda area for surgery by an American vascular surgeon working there.  A visiting American doctor is also involved.  They will strip the veins and do follow up care in a few days.  After he returns to Kumba he will receive follow up care and treatment to heal the ulcerated legs at the Baptist Health Center.  Some missionaries by the name of Stephens live there, whom the Kingdom Workers know as friends.

Please keep Pastor Daniel and his family in your prayers.

 

 

Daisuke Nakamoto

As the director of the Asian ministry training program of the Pastoral Studies Institute of Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary, I am pleased to announce that the Lord continues to provide to our Synod qualified Asian men to work with us in carrying out the great commission.  Our Japanese ministry student, Daisuke Nakamoto, is completing his studies in the PSI program, and will join the graduating class at the seminary on Friday, May 26. 

On Sunday, June 11, at 7:00pm, we are planning an ordination service for Daisuke at Bloomington Lutheran Church, 9350 Portland Ave. S., Bloomington, Minnesota.  After the service, we will host a time for refreshments and fellowship.

I cordially invite you to join us for this celebration of God’s grace in providing workers for the harvest field. I hope that you can join us for this special occasion.

Blessings,
Pastor Leon Piepenbrink
Asian Ministry Coordinator

 

 

Baseball Fellowship Outing

Celebrate Summer Night Life with MN Christian Life Ministries.

WELS/ELS Saints with the Saints Night

St. Paul Saints vs Pensacola, FL

Thursday, June 29, 2006

7pm

1771 Energy Park Drive

St. Paul, MN

Tailgate Party beginning promptly at 6pm

*Bring meat & buns for grills (provided), and a dish to pass

*Some tables/chairs provided, bring card tables/lawn chairs.

*Grassy area west side of parking lot (away from stadium).

*Look for large red Chevy van

*Picture of group on field after the game. (Receive picture by email a few days later.)

*Free will offering (suggested $3 per person) to cover tailgate expenses, group picture fee, and other misc., with surplus going to MN Christian Life Ministries.

There is a sign-up sheet in the back of church.  Sign up Sunday!

 

 

Volunteers Make A Difference

Below are 25 ways that each of us can make a difference in our Lutheran Home Association, and to the wonderful people who now make their home in one of facilities.  Won’t you prayerfully consider how you can brighten the life of another person?

1.      Pray for our ministry

2.      Bring your confirmation class and tour one of our locations

3.      Create a donation box of goodies at church for our ministry

4.      Volunteer at one of our locations

5.      Teach a Jesus Cares Ministries’ Bible class

6.      Adopt a location and send greeting cards throughout the year to our residents

7.      Create welcome gifts for new residents

8.      Hold a bake sale with the proceeds benefiting a specific location

9.      Bring your church or school choir to a location and perform a concert

10.  Bring a group of musicians and participate in one of our chapel services

11.  Make quilts (twin sizes)

12.  Share your children’s art with us

13.  Create a bulletin board for your congregation about our ministry

14.  Hold an annual Lutheran Home Association Sunday

15.  Participate in Christmas decorating

16.  Have a door offering benefiting our ministry after church

17.  Invite a Lutheran Home Association representative to be a guest speaker

18.  Hold a special Sunday focusing on issues for seniors and individuals with developmental disabilities

19.  Send video and audio tapes of church and school events for residents to enjoy

20.  Donate your used vehicle to our ministry

21.  Volunteer at our Thrift Store (Belle Plaine, MN)

22.  Serve as a coordinator for our Belle Plaine Campus Auxiliary

23.  Start a Jesus Cares Ministries outreach program in your congregation

24.  Become a church buddy for a person with a developmental disability or other special need

25.  Organize a bus trip for area congregations to visit a location

 

 

WhatAboutJesus.com

We've got a big announce-ment:  WhatAboutJesus.com has been completely redesigned!  I’d encourage you to take a look at what we’ve done to it.  There is new content, improved technology, and more features. We hope it makes the website even easier to use and more welcoming for the unchurched.

Are you aware of this tool? Four years ago the WELS Commission on Evangelism launched this website as a place that people can introduce Jesus to their friends in a non-threatening environment.  The site had steadily grown in readership.

Our new look aims at simplicity and  creating a welcoming atmosphere. The simpler design allows for easier searching for content. One of the new technological advances  is site search ability and another is RSS.  RSS is a method to "grab" scheduled content to read in an RSS (Real Simple Syndication) Reader without entering an e-mail address. Learn more about RSS at www.wels.net/jumpword/rss

Part of our new technology is also a revamped Q&A and Prayer request. If you have a question or you or your friend/relative are facing a hard time in life you can come and type in an anonymous prayer request.  God tells us to pray for one another and we have a prayer team ready to pray for the concerns of the unchurched.

My favorite new addition to the website are Worship Helps.  “Worship Helps” are short Bible studies written by various pastors.  Those who sign up will receive every Monday in their email next Sunday’s readings.  With each reading there are a series of questions and answers to help one prepare for the following Sunday’s worship. The series follows the Lectionary (list of readings for the church year) found in “Christian Worship: A Lutheran Hymnal.”   

The most popular part of the website remains “Daily Devotions.”  These are short inspirational devotions written by various pastors around the nation that are sent out via email every Monday-Friday with the unchurched in mind. Currently over 9,300 people are receiving these Daily Devotions in their email.  We also have been doing a series on the book of Revelation.

So I encourage you to take a look at the new design and use this tool for your outreach efforts!

If you have questions or comments, you can direct them to me or to our webmaster, Mr. Kelly Huet, who is a seminary student (Kelly.Huet@sab.wels.net). He is doing a great job with the site's day to day maintenance.  You could also let Rev. Mike Hintz, the administrator for the Commission on Evange-lism, know your thoughts (Mike.Hintz@sab.wels.net).

Pass the word along about WhatAboutJesus.com so that more people can make use of this redesigned tool!

Pastor Ken Fisher, Project Manager of WhatAboutJesus.com

 

 

New Piano

Todd & Susi Hawkinson chose to donate a Gulbransen Console Piano for use in our Education wing for Sunday School and for choir rehearsal.  Originally they had it listed for sale for $400, but when they heard that it would be used in a church, they offered to donate it instead.  We appreciate their kindness.  Thank you!

 

 

It’s Party Time!

You are cordially invited to a picnic/fundraiser for Carmen Soledad Huaranga Ocrospoma. Soledad will be spending the next four years at Bethany Lutheran College in Mankato on a scholarship from Bethany.

Mt. Olive Congregation has taken on “The Soledad Project,” and will be raising funds for Mary Schultz to accompany Soledad to the US in August to begin her college education at Bethany.

WHEN: Sunday, July 16, 2006, 3:00-7:00 p.m. (Dinner approximately 5:30)

WHERE: The Petersen’s’, 2101 Fairways Lane, Roseville, [between Hwy 280 and Cleveland, south of County Road B]

FOOD: Plan on old-fashioned picnic fare!  Hot dogs, brats, baked beans, chips, potato salad, Jell-O, root beer floats…

FUN: Volleyball, bocce ball, bingo?, and 1st Class Entertainment!

Please bring lawn chairs if you have them. We have several, but probably not enough! We are hoping for a huge turnout!

Ted Lau and Gibbs Farm Museum are graciously furnishing a large tent-canopy, so we’ll go “rain or shine!”

A freewill offering will be accepted for the purpose stated above; purchasing Mary’s ticket so she can accompany Soledad to America; as well as for gas and food while Mary is transporting Soledad and getting her settled. Any money above-and-beyond that will be given to Soledad to purchase clothing and school items as needed.

Please RSVP on one of the sign-up sheets you will find in the narthex and in the church basement (on the calendar bulletin board). Or, you may e-mail Linda at lkp@cnaengineers.com.  Feel free to come even if you don’t rsvp, but it will help to have an idea of the number of attendees for food purposes.

Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you there!!!

Linda

 

 

Minnesota Legislature Grants Moratorium To Belle Plaine Nursing Home

The Lutheran Home: Belle Plaine has been granted permission to remodel its existing nursing home. Any type of remodeling or construction project of a skilled care facility must be approved by the state legislature. This approval is necessary due to the difficult financial climate of nursing homes statewide and the changing demographic needs.

Our plan calls for creating a balcony on the second floor overlooking our chapel to allow greater resident participation in worship services. We will also increase the number of private rooms and bathrooms and create a spa-like bathing area. The current kitchen and dining area will be removed so that several small, more intimate and homelike dining areas for residents can be placed throughout the building. We will also increase the size of the therapy departments and add other improvements.

The cost of the plan is estimated at $6.4 million dollars. Now that the State has given its approval, the project will move to the next stage: finalizing the designs and obtaining funding sources. 

We are also moving forward with our assisted living residence and market-rate senior apartments. These are exciting times at your Lutheran Home!

 

 

Sunday School News & Notes

Our Sunday School closing program is scheduled for June 4th. We will sing for church that Sunday and present our program during coffee hour following church. The church picnic follows the closing program. Please plan to bring a dish to pass and attend with your family. We will have a pińata and there will be games for the adults. It should be a fun-filled day. Please watch the Parent Page for more information.

As you know, E. John Fredrich and his wife Alex will be leaving us in July. E. John has accepted a call to teach in Antigua. We will miss them and Sean and Eleora but hope to maintain close contact and to assist their mission work in any way that we can. Please keep them in your prayers as they prepare to serve the Lord in a world mission field.

Linda Henkel, Superintendent

 

 

Church Picnic

Sunday, June 4th is the date for our annual Church Picnic, beginning at 12:00 (noon).  There will be games for the children and the adults, and plenty of good times for all.  Meat and beverages will be provided, but please bring a dish or two to pass.  Join us at the Lion's Shelter in Central Park on Victoria Street, just south of County Road C.

 

 

Fishing Outing?

The Outreach / Fellowship Committee is seeking to determine if there is enough interest for a fishing outing.  Our last fishing outing was on a launch on Mille Lacs Lake.  Also under consideration is the Mississippi River near Alma, Wisconsin.

If you have some interest in a fishing outing, contact John Murray at 651.636.4733, MurrayCPA@juno.com or Greg Schuyler at 651.748.0654, Schuylerzoo@aol.com.

No dates or plans have been set.  Your suggestions are welcome.

 

 

Vacation Bible School 2006 At Mt. Olive

Invite your family, friends, and your neighbors’ children!!!

Date:  July 31st – August 4th

Time:  9:00 – 11:30am

Ages:  4-11

The children will be taught a Bible lesson each day which they can apply to their daily lives.  The Word of God will be our chief focus.

(Please plan your vacation and summer events around VBS so that you are able to be here.  Your help is much appreciated.  Thank you!)

 

 

More Than Rubies

More Than Rubies Bible study for women in their 20s and 30s will continue to meet during the summer months at 7:00 p.m. on the following Tuesdays: June 13 and 27 and July 11 and 25.

We’ll be starting a new study on June 27 focusing on the book of 2 Corinthians, so